Teapot Pants?

I was at Starbucks the other day and noticed a lady sitting at a computer. She had on some pretty snazzy large headphones and she was playing one of those crazy interactive shoot 'em up games. Her hair looked a little greasy. But the topping on the cake was that she was wearing yellow pants with teapots on them. Teapots to Starbucks? What happened to this lady that drove her to wear these pants?

Now don't react too much. I usually don't judge people that harshly but people choose the clothes they wear. Oh, and I forgot to mention that she was wearing these same pants the day before at the same Starbucks. This lady obviously had enough money to buy a $2 tea and a nice gaming computer.

I don't want to be Ms. Teapot Pants. That is certain. Please don't ever let me lose sight of my self. This lady has been my inspiration to make sure that I put on makeup and do my hair everyday. I have to put on my oxygen mask first (airplane anolgy). If I don't care enough about myself to take care of me, who will?

I almost feel like if I don't care about myself I could slip down this horrid path to becoming a Teapot pants wearing woman. I might post a picture of my tragic inspiration but I am still thinking about that!